Parenting Manuals

I understand that with life comes stress, and with children comes stress, but when u put them together, wow, what a mess!! I mean i love my life, and I love my children, so I love my life with my children in my life, but where is the instruction manual that is supposed to come with parenting??  As I am blogging here this morning, my three yr old Haiden, (that you will know very well very soon) is punching me in the arm to get my attention. Really Haiden? It hurts!!! Cant you just touch mommy's arm? Do you have to be the Mike Tyson of three yr olds? Okay, then she gets it, and touches my arm to get my attention, but you wanna know what she wanted me to hear her say? " My poop poop poop!! She was singing this. I have no clue what to say to that one. See? If I had a manual, I could look to the index to the word "poop" and see what to do!! But noooo, there is no manual. lol.  But let me say that my life isnt tedious to say the least. That is why I am so excited to get a part time job starting next week!! To be among adults again, to not have to sing the Fresh Beat Band's theme song!! What a thrill!!!! To actually enjoy my lunch (all of it), with adults not screaming at me "I WANT SOME OF IT"!!!!!!!!!!!  I am not going to know what to do with myself!! well.....i will probably figure it out very quickly. until we meet again.......